if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life



takeyou:

the worst thing is when you’re super excited to talk to someone and they just kinda brush you off 



filthkid:

*thinking about girls* wow



subcourfeyrac:

when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me”

and ur just 

(⊙ヮ⊙) …………

yeHA THAT’S THE PROBLEM



eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words



zackisontumblr:

the hardest decision online is whether or not a video is worth pausing your music for



weedjoke420:

i want you to destroy me.

not in a sexual way, like run me over w an 18 wheeler.



guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping



dickspeightjr:

sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself



radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt



nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through